{"id":148,"date":"2008-04-22T20:51:46","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T00:51:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifeislikesciencefiction.com\/lifeislikescifi\/?p=148"},"modified":"2008-04-22T20:51:46","modified_gmt":"2008-04-23T00:51:46","slug":"russian-sleeps-it-off-with-knife-in-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifeislikesciencefiction.com\/lifeislikescifi\/russian-sleeps-it-off-with-knife-in-back","title":{"rendered":"Russian sleeps it off, with knife in back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MOSCOW (Reuters) &#8211;  A Russian electrician slept off a night&#8217;s drinking with a long knife stuck in his back and didn&#8217;t notice until his wife spotted it in the kitchen the next day, <span id=\"lw_1208458998_0\" class=\"yshortcuts\" style=\"border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;\">Russia<\/span>&#8216;s Komsomolskaya Pravda paper reported on Thursday.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Yury Lyalin, 53, was rushed to hospital in the northern city of <span id=\"lw_1208458998_1\" class=\"yshortcuts\" style=\"border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;\">Vologda<\/span>, but the 15-centimetre (six-inch) knife had not damaged any vital organs.<\/p>\n<p>His wife saw the handle of the knife sticking out as her husband bent down to get some breakfast from the fridge, the newspaper reported.<\/p>\n<p>Although Lyalin played down the injury, local prosecutors are not treating the incident as a joke and are initiating a case against Lyalin&#8217;s drinking partner. He could face eight years in jail, the paper reported.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MOSCOW (Reuters) &#8211; A Russian electrician slept off a night&#8217;s drinking with a long knife stuck in his back and didn&#8217;t notice until his wife spotted it in the kitchen the next day, Russia&#8216;s Komsomolskaya Pravda paper reported on Thursday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"","filesize":"","filesize_raw":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-is-like-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeislikesciencefiction.com\/lifeislikescifi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeislikesciencefiction.com\/lifeislikescifi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeislikesciencefiction.com\/lifeislikescifi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeislikesciencefiction.com\/lifeislikescifi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeislikesciencefiction.com\/lifeislikescifi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lifeislikesciencefiction.com\/lifeislikescifi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifeislikesciencefiction.com\/lifeislikescifi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeislikesciencefiction.com\/lifeislikescifi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifeislikesciencefiction.com\/lifeislikescifi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}